A reality check for your wallet
Your spending.
Roasted.
Then a plan.
SpendSpanked is being built to turn a monthly spending screenshot into a savage-but-funny roast and three concrete fixes. No bank login needed.
Account creation is available now. Screenshot analysis is still in development.
The roast
“Your takeout budget is acting like it's on the company payroll.”
Three possible fixes
- 01Set a weekly takeout limit you can stick to.
- 02Pick two nights for ordering ahead of time.
- 03Keep two quick backup meals on hand.
Made-up example, not a customer result or live analysis.
Roast. Fix. Repeat.
The planned flow
A screenshot in. Three better next steps out.
Screenshot analysis is in development. Here's what SpendSpanked is being built to do.
Start with a screenshot
Use a monthly spending summary. No bank connection or login is part of the planned flow.
Get a roast with a point
Expect a savage-but-funny read on the habits in your spending, without making the joke personal.
Leave with three next moves
Get three concrete fixes to try, so the punchline can turn into a better plan for next month.
No bank logins. No keeping your screenshot.
Privacy is part of the plan.
Screenshots will be deleted after analysis.
That's the privacy rule for the upload flow. Screenshot analysis is not live yet, so you can't upload one today. When it launches, crop out names and account details before sharing a screenshot.
Later, if you want it
More tools are on the roadmap.
Sharing, tracking, and connected accounts are future ideas, not features available today.
- Optional, branded cards sized for StoriesPlanned for a future release
- Ways to track the fixes you choose to tryPlanned for a future release
- Weekly roasts, linked accounts, and savings challenges with friendsPlanned for a future release
Before the roast
A few straight answers.
Your wallet can take a joke
Get set up now. Get roasted when it's ready.
Create an account today; screenshot analysis is on the way.